Its only words, and words are all they have to take our heart away

What is the one thing you do not tell you kid to do when he is learning spellings in Kindergarten?

Do not watch the rear of any public transport vehicle (auto, rickshaw, bus etc) or trucks.

Have you noticed the most inane things that are written in a quagmire of flashy and loud paintings of attempts at a flower or a pretty girl? Lets start with the most obvious.

In bright, bold letters the word "Danger" is the most common writing you are likely to find. Now the spelling or this particular six letter two syllable word is a permutation and combination of an array of different letters in the alphabet (whichever the owner or the artist takes a fancy to) starting with D and ending with R. I have seen the following variations on different vehicles at different points in time:

• Danzar
• Danjhar
• Danjeher (perhaps he thought poison must have to do something with it)
• Denjer
• Danjer (ridiculously close to "Bangal" pronunciation)
• Denzar
• Denjar

etcetera.

The next is the various words of wisdom. "Traffic aain maniya cholun" (Follow the traffic laws in Bengali) written on the vehicles like autos and matador vans which are most likely to break the rules! There are of course others trying to ward off the evil eye of people who are jealous of your vehicle, no matter how old, weatherbeaten and dilapidated your motor vehicle happens to be. some I have come across are as follows:

" Hingsha koro na, tomar o hobe" meaning Do not be jealous of what you see, you shall also have success(here ownership of similar vehicle)

"Dekhbe aar jolbe, luchir moto phulbe" meaning You can only be envious and burn in jealousy at my vehicle!!

"Bure nazaar waalon tera muh kaala" meaning The one with the envious eye will be left with a black face

Or the more funny ones, taking a crack at the world and fate...

"Ma go Ma, to e ki chholona

matha bhora taak dile .. taaka dile na" meaning Oh Great Mother, what deceptiveness is this, you give me a headfull of baldness but no money in my purse. ( Ok translating is a tough job!!)

The pining of the broken heart...

"Love is sweet poison"

"Dard- e - dil ki dawa kya hai?" meaning What is the cure of the aching heart?

"Awaara dil ko samhal" meaning Take care of the flippant heart.

However my pick is a piece of wisdom regarding road safety which I came across a few days ago which took me 5 minutes to decipher which goes.. " Much rease na dena" . The cipher: Do not raise (accelarate) more than necessary (much)!!!!